The shenanigans Of Mavis Black

Oh no, there he goes/ Mavis Black the troubled trouble maker/ equipped with a devious mind/ and quicker with his hand than you are with your eyes/ his words are lies/ the language of a master prankster/ a jaded jovial gangster/ it started when he was just an angry youngster/ his parents disappeared and he took to the streets nice and easy like/ for Christmas/ he stole his first bike/ he made his living by stealing at night/ the night rider/ he claimed to be a sort of robin hood to himself/ a determined menace/ the nuance of his nuisance made the towns go mad/ wanted was mavis black/ a reward was on his slippery head/ it seems he was always three steps ahead/ either he'd be caught or wind up dead/ no, not Mavis Black, he had other plans instead/ he went up to the tippy top of the town church/ and there he watched in a gargoyle like perch/ his beady blue eyes turned red and he turned and fled/ that was the last day the town put up with the shenanigans of Mavis Black/